Nation Wakes Up From Strange Dream Where They Were Watching Soccer

The strange dream theme dominated Monday as the entire United States reportedly “woke up” from a vivid experience in which the nation was watching soccer. According to a Philadelphia resident, Erika Sloan, 340 million Americans were left dazed while recalling scenes that felt almost lifelike. She said the dream had her in her usual bar, except every screen showed soccer, including Cape Verde playing, with her even forming opinions such as whether a player was offside. She also remembered hearing the repeated name “Mbappé,” though she couldn’t focus on who that was when she woke. By press time, sources confirmed the images had dissipated, and the country concluded that even intense dreams ultimately felt pointless.