Miserable Golfer's Guide to Enjoying Miserable Golf

Michael O’Keefe, Chevy Chase and Bill Murray appear in a reference to Caddyshack as the piece sets up a joke about golf. The author describes playing a “miserable” round and calls golf a sport created, in their words, to drain self-esteem, while still saying they enjoyed the experience. The short column then offers brief observations, with the next line pointing to the idea that midweek summer golf is the best time to play. Beyond that opening, the provided text stops before detailing specific tips or arguments, leaving the piece intentionally fragmentary.